Hi, i’m a fat, selfish cunt that pushes people away and hurts everyone, nice to meet you

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

dallonweekes:

i dont understand ppl who dont listen to music

how do u survive

are u ok

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.